Hello and welcome!

Hello and welcome to JRC's official forum.

This is our window to the outside world, a place where you can easily attain information and ask whatever questions you may have.

'Ello ello,
My name is EOMK.
Your doing a mighty fine job ruling over this delightful little kingdom, pardner.
But your looking a little short on groupies...
Which is why I'd be honored to hop on the bandwagon and freeloa- I mean... lend you my gun and wits.

Well, we welcome everyone EOMK, and you seem like an everyone to me.

Yeah, think I fit into that ethnic group.
Any orders?

Yes.
Put us down as your character's group, add yourself to the JRC wiki page, and then do whatever you find fun, although follow our group rules. Also, please mention this group to people. Constantly. And humorously.  
And if you see any of JRC's enemies, give them some lead.
I think that sums it up.

For what needs doing, the Agenda section is recently updated. Basically what we're trying to do now is to recruit to cover crowbank more efficiently, find and continously kill the insurgency. Also it would be good to know the actual intentions of UDfark as they haven't been active in our area before and now they're showing in force. Some speaking out against PK and some seem to be for it...

There, think that's the paper work, m'lord.
See fit to leave a description under my name if you feel like it  
Right now, I'm travelling Malton in search of a snappy new outfit, consisting of some rare pieces.
I'll impose your will on some passerbys and bystanders while I'm at it.

So, wandering Malton, imposing our will randomly...
Sounds like diplomacy! EOMK, as you insist, I declare you our current ambassador, and thus add that to your description on the register section of the JRC page.
It's good to have another lackey minion treasured group member!

Right away, Your Awesomeness!
In fact, just today, I delivered a mercy kill on some guy, while ranting about the King of Crowbank.

Hey I'm Maeva(id=620235) and when I try to register, it says my username is already taken but I don't see it in the member list ... wf?

Hello Maeva,

I can not see your username either, it is most likely a bug of some sort. Unfortunately that is where my forum competence ends. You could try and register with another username and then I will try and change your username once you're registered.

Or we could just call her Maeva??.

I feel the need to welcome her into the open arms of the JRC Forums (Unless you're not into hugs). Welcome.
 
Crystal Harrack did a quick criminal records check on you, and I've got to say - I'm impressed (I have bounty envy - yours is much longer and more impressive than mine - interpret that statement however you will). I hope you're here to join our group, because my ego is never satisfied!

If not, well, you'll have to return that hug on the way out.

Thanks for coming out. It occurs to me I should have kindly asked you to modify your profile to confirm it was you. Anyway the venue is within 25 blocks of where we spoke. (In case you've wandered some distance)

Any room for a rowdy rotter?

Hello, I'm sure we can find a use for you. Leiter's overworked at the moment. While we wait I like to ask you a few completely innocent questions:

Are you a spy? Do you miss the old RG, and days before dark buildings? Have you ever met Jerden? If so did you resist staring longingly into his eyes or run with it?You are aware that despite are fancy ways we are pretty low key, and would have difficulty keeping you revived? Are you aware that Lellehammer is not in Sweden? Are you a spy?

We would like some sort of verification, just drop us a line on the wiki would do.

As soon as you've registered I get a mail and will deal with it within 24h

Hi im a PK'r looking for a fun and crazy group to roll with! DanceDanceRevolution recommended you guys! so here i am!

Brilliant!

I'll be honest, not much is happening at the moment. However, I've got a bit of a feud with UD Fark going on (pointless, yet entertaining - both the feud and the group) and it's getting a bit lonely. If you really think Jerden Rules Crowbank,  how about you put "JRC" as your group and shoot some of these lovely people: (links below so you can find them)

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2006974
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=908254
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009522
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2122641
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2147589
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2018180
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007286
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808

However, if you can't find them, settle for any nondescript survivor that dares loiter in the area.

The important thing to remember is that you will represent the group. I'm not expecting sanity, courtesy or even competence (or I'd have to expel myself), but I do expect you to say something before killing people. Preferably about JRC, but I'm not fussy.
So go! Have fun! and if you see me, say hi. Also, I'm probably a zombie, so if you fix that for me, I'll return the favour. The revive points are Plummer Avenue and Willington Plaza in Crowbank.

Any questions?